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| Have you ever had sex with a midget? The new category selection feature wanted to put this in the gay and lesbian section Weird, huh? |
| "drugs are bad...mmm...ok" |
| When midgets have sex do they release endwarfins? Suggested category: Society & Culture > Cultures & Groups > Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgendered |
| Now you have me thinking of two midgets boinking Ewwwww Now I just thought of midget porn Double Ewwww Anyways... This makes me now wonder if midgets have threeplay first And if a missing bi-sexual guy goes missing, do they put their picture on a carton of half and half ? |
| Is it time for me to.....? talk to my dog about safe sex now?? POLL: Bruce Willis or Gay Midget |
| Yes, your dog is getting to be that age. Bruce Willis |
| Xtians help me... What should I do? Today some athetits moved int omy neighborhood. We all get along very well , despite the religbus differences. But, a few days ago, problems irupted. The Atheist Devils are terrorists. They call themselves Dumbledore's, I mean, Dawkins Army. They blast heavy metal rock like Marilyn Manson and Screamo music 24/7. We coud deel with all that.Than, 2 days ago, they started burning some Bibbles an other religius textes. They throw rocks at us on our way to church. They guynap men at night, and force them to have sex with a Richard Dawkins Blow up Doll. the Brand the leters FSM onto backs. They beat us with copies of the God Dalusion. They hack us with machetes. Now, they have forced anyone that is even milsdly religius to watch hardcore gay porn wile chanting verses(wait, I thought atheists were nice) from the Negronomicon. They make us eat the flesh of Albino Africans while they watch videos of Sarah Silverman Raping a gay albino JAmaican Midget guy witch doctor from Zambia! They skin wetards alive and turn ther skin into leather jackits! Now, they have been aborting retarded bunny rabbits. They even sacrificed ppl with vitaligo to their God Richard Dawkins We have called the police, but they never come. Now, the atheists are going to lead a war. They plan to fight house rom house, till all the religius are dead (But is there anyone dumb enough to believe this obvious BS story? I mean damn, it is ripe with Spelling errors. I know that some Christians (I actualy am a Christian) that are idiots, but damn.) Oh God, they are breaking into my house. What should I do? |
| Okay, stay calm. There is way to protect yourself. First find a black crayon (if you can't find black, red will do) then run to the kitchen and grab the biggest lid you can find. Quickly (but neatly) draw an upside down pentacle on it. Holding the lid in front of you, run around your house drawing hearts with R.D. inside them on all your walls. When they come in, stay cool. Blandly tell them that there ain't no Christians in the house, and tell them they called you away from making a sacrifice on your altar to Darwin. Tell them you're just too busy to join them right now, as after finishing your sacrifice to Darwin, you have perform a forcible abortion on your sister and go pick up your mom from her coven meeting where they sacrificed your dad to Christopher Hitchens. They should then leave without doing anything to you. If not, you can always try a shotgun. (ROFL - thanks for the laugh. I enjoyed reading your scenario! *snicker* Now where's my copy of The God Delusion, I got some butt-whuppin' to do.) |
| I couldn't have read that right....? ...Did I just read someones post proclaiming Obama's accomplishments and using his signature declaring June as national Gay, Lesbian, Bi-sexual, transgendered awareness month? Really? This is an accomplishment? Let me ask you, well first off I thought Gay was all sexes. I mean all people who are of one sex who like to partake in sex with the same sex are by definition gay right? Did something change now there is a list and Gay is different somehow based on what equipment your packing, whether you have a mouth watering hunger for those packing similar equipment and even those who don't like their original equipment and want to trade it in on different equipment. Huh? Well never mind back to my question. So declaring a month of awareness is an accomplishment? Gay people still can't practice their gayness in the military, can't marry in almost all states and for some reason gay people will settle for an awareness month? That was an accomplishment? Where I come from Gay people have parades and tastefully march in Parades with phallic floats, leather jock straps and leather clad midgets on leashes. We are already aware Gay people we know you exist and 80% of us don't care. I am a little offended that we don't have a "National men who love women with huge breasts awareness month" though. |
| Haha. I agree, they don't need an awareness month. I don't think that anyone does. |
| Would you vote for someone for President if...... ??? A) They were an atheist? B) They were a mormon? C) They were a scientologist D) They were gay? E) They had had a sex change operation? F) They were a midget? G) They had multiple wives (not legally of course, but in terms of their own domestic arrangement)? H) They were Muslim? I) They were Wiccan? J) They were on their 2nd marriage? K) They were on their 3rd marriage? Feel free to answer whichever ones you feel like... or answer others I didn't ask! |
| a yes b yes c yes D yes e have to think about it f yes g yes h yes i yes j yes k yes none of those things makes a person bad or a bad leader i vote on issues and who i think will benfit the country . the sex change is weird but if they had a good paltform i would vote for them |
| Question n answer,courtesy yahoo groups? Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? A. Slow down and use a lubricant. Q: What is the difference between a regular ****** and a midget ******? A: Regulars come out of the closet; midgets come out of the cupboard. Q: What did one vampire lesbian say the the other? A: See you next month. Q: Did you know that there is a food out there that will stop a woman from wanting sex? A: Its' called "Wedding Cake" Q Why did the condom fly across the room? A It got pissed off!!! Q: Where does the cat go when it looses it's tale? A: The retail store. Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? A: Well hung! Question: How do you confuse an idiot? Answer: 26 Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. How do you breathe through that thing? Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingers. Q. What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls? A. Sparky! Q. How do you make a hormone??? A. Cut her **** off. Q: Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? A: He's all right now. Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A: A nervous wreck. Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: He was stapled to the chicken! Q: What is long, hard, and full of seamen? A: A submarine! Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? A: Sanka. Q: What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic? A: Iceberg. Q. What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water? A. I just got laid and now I'm getting hard!?!? Q: How do crazy people go through the forest? A: They take the psycho path. Q: Why is duct tape like "The Force"? A: Because it has a Light side and a Dark side and it holds the Universe together. Q: What did Jeffery Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?? A: "Are you gonna eat that??" Q: Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts? A: They were both designed for the guys, but it's the fathers who are always playing with them. Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur? A. Megasoreass Q: What do you call two guys hanging on a wall by a window? A: Kurt and Rod Q: What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? A: You can't hear an enzyme. Q:What's a chicken in a hot tub? A:Soup Q: What's the definition of an Impotent Loser? A: A guy who can't even get his hopes up. Q: What's the difference between a leach and the IRS? A: The leach will leave you alone when you die!!! Wear short sleeves: Support your right to bare arms! Q: Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts? A: Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away. Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick. Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? A: Oral sex makes your whole day, anal sex makes your hole weak. Q: Why Do Bulldogs Have Flat Faces? A: Because The Keep On Chasing PARKED CARS!! Q: What did the penis say to the condom? A: Cover me I'm going in! Q: What's a protoscope? A: A long tube with an asshole at either end. Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A: Because he didn't have any guts!!! Q: What do you call a pig with skin problems? A: A warthog Q: What's the difference between pink and purple? A: The grip!!!!! Q: How are tornadoes and marriage alike? A: They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house. Q. What do Michael Jackson and the Yankees have in common?? A. They both need a twelve year old boy to score! Q: What's the difference between a wife and a tv, and a mistress and tv with cable? A: The first one is both are at home and free, the second one is also both at home but with a FEE. Q. What does Winnie the Poo call his mother? A. PooNannie |
| Good ones... How did you fit all that into 1000 characters? |
| Why doesn't he love me, I love him? Ok so for 7 months iv been trying to convince the guy i love that i truly do care. We have been best best friends for 4 years and we have kissed and cuddled before we dated for 2 months but then he dumped me saying he loved me but could let go of a mistake that i did and i payed for it too. what happened was im horribly at keeping secrets at ;lest back then i was and me and him had had a romantic time on a mountain behind a friends place, he had told our friend that he wanted me to go with him to the store to get some food(we had been rather hungry) when we started walking he started to talk to me he told me things of how he felt and he knew how i felt well he knew i loved him so we started up the side of the mountain to talk when we found a place where no one could see us he leaned over and kissed me and let me tell you that was the first time a boy had ever kissed me and i mean it was total make out kissing he grabbed me into his arms and at that moment i knew he really was my love the kiss the holding it felt like it was just me and him total romaticness stuff any ways the kissing lead to more it lead to sex and after we talked then went to get the food. when we got back we sat on one of the sofa's under a blanket since it was freezing out and we secretly held hands you see he had sworn me to keep it all a Secret since he hadn't told any one else he was gay well during the under the blanket watching the movie he also rubbed my dick Thu my jeans and i did the same to him. then an hour later he told them he wanted to go get some ice cream so again we ended up on the mountain kissing and making out and having sex and i can onislty tell you that every time i spend with his is like its just me and him and it doesn't matter where we are any ways back to the story so we got back and it was getting dark and our one friend the owner of the house got a phone call from her ex who none of us like since he used her for sex any ways we left her to Talk and ,me him and our other friend went to watch the movie any ways our friend had been drinking and he drug me up to our friends bedroom locked the door and he started kissing me on her bed he also uh suckled my chest as well like he liked me and it felt good any ways no sex hear we kissed and made out but no sex my pants never went off any ways soon our drunk friend was ta the door giggling and we followed her outside where we found a drunk cut up friend (the owner of the house) her ex had said he didn't want her in his life ever again(see shes obsess with him or was) and she had cut her arm up so my boy took her to get cleaned up while i tried to get a very drunk giggling midget to bed any ways lets get onto that night so he had left and my friends started questioning me which they know i give in so they ended up knowing the whole Secret love stuff which got back to him and he of cores denied the whole thing calling me a liar any ways a few weeks had passed and i had become Very depressed and they where over and i left in the middle of the night to the park crying he followed me and said he really did love me and we kissed at the park and went back home where i finally got to see him undressed oh yeah the ,Mountain stuff was more like him just sucking my Dick he never got undressed inti9ll now any ways we where undressed and kissing holding each other naked again the same feeling was their and we only kissed naked laying on top if each other and i could swear i felt like i was on a cloud the making out session was interrupted by a knocking on my bedroom door our friends where back they where spending the night any ways we scrambled to get out PJ's on and unlocked the door we where soon sleeping and holding hands secretly all night at 2 in the morning he drug me out to the living room and again we kissed and we kissed nad then he said he only wanted to be friends and i felt hart broken any ways the next morning we where getting dressed and he drug me into the bathroom and kissed me naked again and said he wanted to be friends but not forever he wanted me to Wait a Year for him he said he couldn't be in a relationship at that time any ways its been two months and its been on and off of this behaviour and last night i told him i was moving way and he told me he dose love me and he cares but he cant ever be with me he said he cant let go off the fact that i Had told our friends all about out making out stuff and i told him finally how i felt that i believe hes my true love the one im meant to be with i mean i can just feel it every moment with him is just so loving and so Intense i feel all the time around him like hes the only man other then me in the world its like that song Every time we touch which is my fave song any ways he said last night he loved me but he cant love me and i felt hart broken i just want to know if he really loves |
| Aww that is sad I say SCREW HIM!! If he is talking to you like that forget him and when you move cry it out and look for a MAN! Not a boy! Someone who will always like you for you and not get bored with you or just play games. Im sorry that he is acting like that...But you should talk to him in person no SEX and tell him its gonna be a serious talk and find out if he is worth even keeping in touch with. |
| Do you agree about this "Trapped in the Closet" by R Kelly thoughts? It's stupid first of all the lyrics? He just starts running out of ideas after the first 25 minutes. Second the whole idea of the circulation of the "package" (or a STD) is wrong because okay maybe if the gay dude had an STD and passed it to the pastor who passed it to his wife who passed it too R Kelly who passed it to his wife it'd end there because she had sex with the policeman before she had sex with R Kelly and R Kelly had sex with the pastor's wife (when he would've obtained the STD) after or maybe at the same time that his wife had sex with the policeman, so the circle would stop there because she didn't have sex with the policeman when she got the STD so the whole idea of it going to the policeman to the hick to the midget to the pimp is wrong! |
| no truthfully i thought the first segment (1-14) was funny and a grimm view on society the first one gets a 4/5 from me and i think Kelly hit the nail on the head with his subtle social commentary in it but after chapter 14 i dont even watch beacuse it just gets rediculous but overall i still disagree |
| What Do You Think About Women? What do you think of 115 thinkgs about women: 1. Maternity Leave- 6 months paid vacation and all you do is have a baby. 2. We got off the Titanic first 3. We are better dancers 4. Taxis stop for us first 5. We can pretend to be pregnant and get lots of attention on buses 6. We don't go bald after our 26th birthdays 7. We can cry and get out of stressful situations. Like a speeding ticket. Heck, crying gets you out of anything. 8. We can flirt our way out of a speeding ticket. Heck, you can flirt your way out of anything. 9. We live longer than men 10. We smell better 11. Phone conversations are better than a soap opera 12. Ladies Night. 13. We don't have to open our own jars. 14. We don't have to kill our own food. 15. We get put up on a pedistal 16. We rarely have to carry our own suitcases. 17. We know stuff about everyone. 18. Short skirts will always cure unemployment 19. You're 5 times less likely to kill yourself 20. You never get a draft card. 21. It's easier to get a credit card. 22. You rule the bathroom 23. It's ok for you to marry for money. 24. Long nails make great weapons. 25. Divorces are profitable in your favor. 26. If the police is looking for you, it's easier to disguise yourself. 27. Sex is just another chocolate. 28. No matter how long it takes you to get ready, guys will ALWAYS wait for you. 29. Free flowers. 30. Free dinners. 31. Free lunches. 32. Free brunches 33. Revenge is our specialty 34. You'll get asked to have sex for about 90% of your life. 35. Men are optional. 36. You can whip men for money. 37. You'll probably never have to change a lightbulb. 38. Nobody will ever slap you for telling a dirty joke. 39. You can sue for sexual harassments. 40. You know that penis size really does matter. 41. PMS means you're right. About anything. Got a f***ing problem with that? 42. Short girls are "petite". Short guys are "midgets". 43. Grooms all look the same. Everyone only wants to see the Bride 44. Girls can go together to a public restroom without looking like a fag 45. It's ok if girls hang out with gay guys. If straight men hang out with lesbos, it's considered an affair. 46. Friends won't call you "pussywhipped" behind your back 47. With 1 bottle of frozen sperm, we could populate the earth for 400 years with no need for men, "in theory". 48. You can "fake" anything 49. No matter how ugly you are, you'll always be able to get laid. 50. Your skin is softer. 51. You secretly admire Loreena Bobbitt 52. Valentine's Day was invented just for you 53. Someday you'll be a rich widow. 54. Being bisexual is considered a "bonus" 55. No matter how much time a guy spends on himself, you'll still look better. 56. You won't get someone pregnant 57. You get hit on first most of the time 58. You don't have to buy wedding rings 59. You never have to change your oil. 60. You don't have to pump your own gas 61. You never have to change a flat tire in the rain. 62. If you feel like trapping your husband, there's always the "do I look fat?" test 63. Your adult guyren will come home often because of your fabulous home cooked meals. 64. You can't get thrown in jail cause of guy support. 65. It empowers you when someone notices your new hair cut. 66. You can do your own laundry without your laundry turning pink. 67. Shopping somehow makes your life feel complete. 68. You can resolve arguments without giving someone a black eye. 69. The real beauty of e-mail is obvious to us - a further dimension to our social lives 70. You can scam maternity leave by looking fat. 71. You don't have to mow the lawn 72. Longer orgasms 73. You don't have to worry about getting punched when you cut someone off in traffic 74. If you gave your boyfriend/husband a black eye, they will think it's his fault not yours. 75. We don't grow nose hairs. 76. We have total control over our eyebrows. 77. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 78. People envy you if you're a "daddy's girl". It's sad to be a "mama's boy" 79. We control the population. 80. Free drinks 81. You have a secret power to somehow hold your fart in public. 82. We get to choose the movie 83. We get all expensive paid trips-all we have to do is sleep with the guy. 84. We never have to pay when we go on dates. 85. We get to sleep on the bed when we have an argument with our man. Men get to sleep on the couch. 86. PMS is a legal defense for murder. 87. We're better manipulators. 88. We can masturbate more in a day than men. 89. We never run out of excuses. 90. We get EXPENSIVE jewelry as gifts that we NEVER have to give back. 91. We get candy, flowers and jewelery all the time cuz men **** up so often 92. We get massages 93. We're better parents. 94. We are cleaner 95. We have a higher tolerance of pain 96. We often get to cut in line 97. We are more flexible 98. No penis envy 99. Better tips 100. Men hold the door open for us. 101. We pout better (those puppy dog eyes always work!) 102. We lie better 103. We can marry rich and then not have to work 104. Women can go a day without showering or shaving and not look or smell disgusting - thank god for long pants and perfume! 105. Women who dont wear underwear are considered sexy and wild, when men do it, its rather disgusting 106. We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return 107. We dont have excessive amounts of body hair 108. We dont have to drive when on a date 109. Men fantasize about sex 20 times a day but women can get laid more often. 110. We are sexier 111. We express ourselves better 112. An oblong vegetable is all we need for a good time any night 113. Women do less time for violent crime 114. Women's conversations generally consist of more than just "uh huh, yep, ok, then bye" 115. We can talk to our mom everyday and it's considered normal. |
| Wow, that was good And soooo true |