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Do you think that my history teacher did a good job of teaching me about the Greeks?
So today I saw my History teacher, she teaches world History. My History teacher is this really good looking brunette with a nice chest and a nice banging body. I was confused about Greek Culture and history and I told her about it. She said "Well Patel, come over to my house and I will teach you in detail".

I went over to her house and she said one thing Greeks really liked was wrestling, she told me that she would demonstrate that in real life and she wants me to participate. So she takes off her clothes and asks me to do the same. I end up taking off my clothes and we are cuddling with each other. She puts up in all sorts of submission moves on me and streches my arms. She tells me to be a man and take her on, I end up wrestling her, making her bend over and screwing her hard up the butt with my 8 inch magic stick.

She yells "oh patel, Oh patel, OH patel, OH Patel, OH PAtel, OH PATel, OH PATEl, OH PATEL, AAAAAAA YA!!!!!". Then she can't take it anymore and she submits, she tells me to blow a load on her face and I do so.

She said the Greeks wrestled naked and I should keep that in mind.

Do you think she did a good job of teaching me history?

She surely needed it.

What color should I go with this time?
I am a brunette by nature, but I have found it makes me look very young, no matter how I style it, therefore I have tried many different colors over the past ten years, and just can't find one that suits me. I'm wanting an opinion. I am wanting a color of blonde (or caramel) that isn't hard to maintain (that blends really well with brown)...and a cut that's professional. I have tried my hair shorter with layers, longer with layers and just plain shoulder length...I'm wanting something very low maitenence...I have a 3 year old, and really don't have an hour to get ready in the mornings. I never use a blow dryer, because at best, it takes around an HOUR to dry my hair (My hair is EXCEPTIONALLY THICK) so any ideas? I know I'm pathetic, but I've just started a new job, and I don't think they look at me as an "adult" I'm 25 years old, but look around 17 or 18...HELP!

try this site

Here some blond jokes , no affensive?
( jokes not affensive ) k lol
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Blonde joke quickies
Q: Why do blondes insist on guys wearing condoms?
A: So they'll have a doggie bag for later.

Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a walrus?
A: One has whiskers and fishy flaps,the other is a walrus

Q: What does a blonde say after she graduates from college?
A: "Hi, welcome to McDonalds."

Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champ.

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A space invader.

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.

Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three guyren?
A: Because she read that one guy out of every four born was Chinese.

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's Tipex on the screen.

Q: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the same computer?
A: There's writing on the Tipex.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Q. Did you hear about the blonde man who had 8 vasectomies?
A. He had to -- his wife kept getting pregnant!

Q: What do you call a blonde with pig tails?
A: A ******** with handle bars.

Lol I had a blonde moment yesterday. When I was in Wal*Mart I went through the self checkout and I put mah money in the coupon slot instead of the money slot. PLUS it said "COUPONS" in big bold letters under the slot anyways

Hot piano teacher?
this isn't a joke. i have really hot piano teacher who is teaching me over the summer. i have a crush on her. she is brunette and she has big green eyes. she is only 19 and im 17. i always spank the monkey when she leaves. last week, i had a lessons with her. i was wearing my old gym shorts that had holes where my penis is(i didnt know were it was from). when i got a *****, i let my penis out through the hole. i wanted her to see it i didn't know why. when i was playing the piano and i notice that she saw it, she leaned over and she touched my penis and she gave me like couple second ********. then i knew she wanted to have sex with me. so i dropped my pants and basically tackled her and took her cloths off. when we got naked, she said she coudn't do it. then she got dressed and left. today i just had her for piano and she treated me like i didnt know her did i do something wrong? this isnt a joke i want a serious answers.

well shes 19 and ur 17 s thats illegal until ur 18

My 45th joke. Any good?
A blonde and a brunette are talking in the office...

Blonde: "I'm not feeling very well... I have a sore throat."

Brunette: "When I have a sore throat, I give my husband a blów-job... the next day, my throat is fine."

Blonde: "Hmmm... interesting."

The next day...

Brunette: "How's your throat?"

Blonde: "Fine... I did what you told me and it worked great! Your husband couldn't believe it was your idea!"

Nice One :-) Star!

Guys ONLY!!! PLZ help a girl who really needs it :[[?
my ex and i dated for two years, and i actually loved him. i'm a very smart girl w/ a sarcastic-funny sense of humor, i watch espn religiously, and love making my guy happy. i bake him cookies and kiss his stummy and put him to sleep. i wake him up with blow-jobs and explain calculus to him when he's failing . i do all this random **** for him, and he treated me well too. he told me repeatedly how wonderful i am as a person and a girlfriend. after we broke up he started dating these really tiny, fake blonde double D girls, the kind of girls who gave him threesomes. and im this 5 11 brunette C cup 'crazy girl' who's more interested in getting my bachelors degree in microbiology so i can become a surgeon . i have these goals and aspirations, and yet he wants to f these stupid sluts (not all blondes are sluts, im just describing this set of girls) whose future goals are things like going "like, to cabo for spring break!"

. the ultimate question is:
Do guys really prefer girls like that over girls like me? I'm 19. I know I have my whole life ahead of me, but I'm wondering if guys truly go for the intelligent, goal-setting girls or the slutty, fisty kristy blondes that he's chasing.

I asked him why he was sleeping with all those HOT girls and he goes "they dont mean anything" i told him I want to be 'hot' to him and he told me that "you're not HOT.. you're beautiful"

this was all after we broke up and i called him one day crying after seeing all these effing facebook pictures of him slurping body shots off of some tri-delts.
my girlfriends give me that mother goose advice of "you are soo much better than those girls" but then again im the one whos alone on friday nights.

i feel like such a loser.

Chris'O has a point, and i liked the song, lol. But well, you should just get yourself another man and have a threesome too, FTW, live your life!! just dont go getting AIDS or something. As to what i think about you, yeah... you seem like a good fella, especially if you do all that stuff, but dont complain because as Chris'O said, your the same.

Blonde joke?
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.

Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A: Wave

Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.

Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?

Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ***?
A: A brain tumor.

Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: Two brunettes.

Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.

Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last *******.

Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.

Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.

Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.

Lovely keep them coming. lol

Everything blonde, especially for Myklia g and Pepzi_bandit?
How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it....with a thought!
How can you tell a smart blonde from a dumb blonde....the smart blondes have dark roots.
Why don't blondes eat pickles...because they get their heads stuck in the jar.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M & M factory...she threw out all of the W's.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday...tell her a joke on Friday.
What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt...brain tumor.
Why don't blondes make kool-aid...can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packages.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain...gifted.
Why do blondes have T.G.I.F. printed on their shoes...stands for Toes G o In First.
How many blondes does it take to change a tire .... 5--2 to get sodas, 2 to cry and 1 to call daddy.
How do you give a blonde a brain transplant .... blow in her ear.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common .... they're both empty from the neck up.
What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear .... thanks for the refill.
What's the mating call of a brunette .... Is that darn blonde gone yet?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen sink .... that's where you wash vegetables.
How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle .... shine a light in her ear.
What's the advantage of being married to a blonde .... you can park in handicapped zones.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you .... pull the pin and throw it back.
Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall .... to see what was on the other side.
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb .... 6 - 2 to read the instructions, 1 to find the switch, 2 to stand on, 1 to screw the bulb.
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb .... two .... one to hold the diet pepsi and one to call daaaady.
The blonde stayed up all night to see where the sun went .... it finally dawned on her.
Brunette to the blonde .... Awww, look at the dead birdie .... the blonde stopped, looks up and says, "where"?
How do you know a blonde has been working at your computer .... there is "white-out" all over the screen.
How can you tell if another blonde been using the computer .... there's writing on the "white-out".
Why do blondes wear ear muffs? .... to avoid the draft.
What did the blonde visiting O.J. think this was .... spilled finger nail polish.
What is the blonde doing when she hold her hands over her ears .... trying to hold on to a thought.
Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? .... because it said "concentrate".
Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet .... she thought it was diet "coke".
Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering .... the noise gave her a headache.
Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips .... from trying to blow out lightbulbs.
Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar .... she heard that the drinks were on the house.
Why don't blondes have elevator jobs .... they don't know the route.
Why does blondes have elevator jobs .... they like going up and down.
Why do blondes work seven days a week .... so you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
How does a blond know if she's on her way home or on her way to work .... she opens her lunch box to see if there is anything in it
How did the blonde die drinking milk.......the cow sat down
Why don't blondes make chocolate chip cookies .... it takes to long to get the shells off the M & M's
Why can't the blonde keep a job at the M & M factory .... she keeps throwing away the W's
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts .... change
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies .... 10 .... one to mix the dough and nine to sort out the W's
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies .... 3 .... one to make batter and two to peel the M & Ms.
How can you tell if a blonde has baked chocolate cookies .... there are M & M hulls all over the floor
How can you tell if a blonde is going to back chocolate cookies .... she is throwing out all of the W's
What is written at the bottom of a blonde's fishing pond .... bring your own fish
Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool .... no smoking
what does a blond do when someone says its chili outside .... she grabs a bowl
what do you call a blonde with one brain cell .... gifted
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells .... pregnant
What is a blond with brunette died hair .... artificial intelligence
Why did the blond stare at the orange juice .... it said concentrate
Why Can't Blondes get "mad Cow Disease .... you can't get it twice
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes .... knock on the door
What stops then goes, stops then goes .... A blonde at a blinking red light
What do you call two blondes in the freezer .... frosted flakes
Pepsi came out with a new can just for blondes .... It has "open other end" printed on the bottom.
Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears .... they're refuelling
Why do blondes comb their bangs strait up .... They don't want anything going over their head
How did the blonds brain cell die .... alone
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios .... Hey, Look!! A bunch of doughnut seeds
What do you call a smart blond .... Labrador
How many blonde jokes are there? .... none, they're all true
Why don't blonds ever become pharmacists .... It's too hard to fit the bottle in the typewriter
Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio .... she didn't want one for nights
Did you hear about the dead blonde in the closet .... she was last years hide and seek winner
Why are there blonde jokes .... to make brunettes jealous
Why doesn't a blonde make Kool Aid .... couldn't get 8 glasses of water in the little packet
What's the advantage of being married to a blonde .... you can park in the handicapped zone
What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under water .... a blonde trying to put it out
What do you call a blonde with a brand new P.C .... a dumb terminal
How do you call a blond .... you don't .... you whistle
What does a blond say when she see's a banana skin on the side walk .... am going to fall again
I'm a blonde and still like blonde jokes .... must have been written by a true blonde
Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand .... so brunettes can understand them
How did the blond burn her ear .... the phone rang while she was ironing
What's a blond between 2 brunette .... a mental block
Why do blondes wear their hair up .... to catch anything that goes over their heads
Why does a blonde smile when there is lightening .... she thinks she is getting her picture taken
There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but they could not get in .... the sign said, "must be 18 to enter"
How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb .... only one .... she holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her
What do you call 3 blondes that walk into a building .... beats me .... you would think one of them would have seen it
How do you drown a blonde .... glue a penny to the bottom of a pool
Why are there no brunette jokes .... because blondes would have to think them up
How does a blonde make instant pudding .... places the box in the microwave, and looks for the "instant pudding setting
How do you confuse a blonde, put three shovels against the wall and tell her .... to take her "PICK"
How do you drive a blonde crazy .... put her in a round room and tell her to stand in the corner
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead .... trying to make up her mind
What do you call a brunette standing between two blondes .... interpreter
What do you call 24 blondes in a cardboard box .... a case of empties
Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink .... that is where you clean all vegetables
Why did it take the blonde 7 days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago .... she kept seeing signs that read .... stop clean bath room
A blonde went to the doctor's with burnt feet, "how did you do it" asked the doctor" .... "cooking soup .... the instructions said "open can .... stand in boiling water for 7 minutes
Why can't a blonde make ice cubes .... Don't know the recipe
How do you get rid of blondes .... form a circle, give each a gun and tell them they are a firing squad
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow .... to get chocolate milk

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Random Jokes and whatnot v.2?
The perfect man is gentle.
Never cruel or mean.
He has a beautiful smile.
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes guyren.
And will raise them by your side.
He will be a good father.
As well as a good husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cookin.
Cleaning and vacuuming too.
He'll do anything in his power.
To convey his feelings of love on to you.
The perfect man is sweet.
Writing poetry from your name.
He's a best friend to your mother.
And kisses away your pain.
He never has made you cry.
Or hurt you in any way.
To hell with this endless poem.
The perfect man is gay.
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BLONDIES :P

Why was the blonde's belly button sore? Her boyfriend was a blonde also.

A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove up to the front of the bank that they had decided to rob. She turned to the blonde and asked her, "Now, do you remember what the plan is?" The blonde sighed and replied, "Yeah, yeah, I remember..." The brunette went over the plan once more and let the blonde out to do her stuff. Before the blonde could shut the door, the brunette yelled out, "Be sure to be in and out in no more than 5 minutes!" The blonde ran inside and the brunette waited in the car... and waited... and waited... and waited... and waited.
After waiting for so long in the car, the blonde bursts out of the bank's doors, the alarm blaring loud enough to wake everyone up. The blonde was lugging a bank safe behind her by a rope tied around it. A security guard ran out of the bank, his pants down around his ankles and attempting to reach his gun. The blonde breathed heavily as she tried to put the safe in the car but finally jsut gave up and dropped the safe behind. She ran into the passenger seat and pulled the door shut, the car already moving. The security guard yelled, "Stop! Stop!" while the pair drove off, leaving the safe with rope tied tightly around it behind. The brunette frantically asked the blonde, "What the hell happened in there?!?" The blonde was panting and turned to the brunette and choked out, "What do you mean? I followed the plan exactly!" The brunette paused and yelled, "YOU IDIOT! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TIE UP THE GUARD AND BLOW THE SAFE!"

A young blonde lady in the maternity ward just prior to labor is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. "I'm afraid I don't have a husband," she replies. "O.K. do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife. "No, no boyfriend either." "Do you have a partner then?" "No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own."
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman. "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black" "Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a Porno movie. The lead man was black."
"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions, but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair." "Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else could I do?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business and I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted eyes." "Well yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard up and there was also a Chinese man in the movie."
At this the midwife again apologizes collects the baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the butt. The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Thank God for that!" "What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked. "Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling that it was going to bark."

One day a blonde woman was so fed up with all of the dumb blonde jokes that she decided to kill herself. She took a rope outside and found a suitable tree. She threw the rope over a branch and proceeded to hang herself.
Soon two men came along and asked, "what are you doing?". She replied, "I'm hanging myself." The two men looked at her and said, "well usually if your trying to kill yourself you put the rope around your neck." Then the Blonde said, "Duh, I tried that but I couldn't breathe."

A certain young man finally won a date with the blonde female of somewhat questionable morals that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof, and managed to get a sunburn on his "tool of the trade."
But the young man was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze. The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a homecooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie.
During the movie, however, the young man's sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen, and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain.
The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his johnson immersed in a glass of milk. Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, "So that's how you guys load those things!"
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A little boy and his dad are out walking one day when the little boy asks, "Dad, can I get a girlfriend?" The dad says, "When your older."
5 years pass and the boy is 8 years old and he asks his dad, "Dad can I get a girlfriend now?" The dad replies, "When you're older."
5 more years pass and the boy is 13. He asks his dad, "Dad, can I get a girl friend NOW?" The dad finally says, "When you're 18."
When the boy reaches 18 he goes out and gets the fittest blonde haired bird there is and brings her home. She takes him to his bedroom and starts taking her clothes off! In a panic, the boy rushes downstairs and says, "Dad, the girl is taking her clothes off and getting into my bed!"
The father, exited, tells him, "Stick you biggest, hariest thing in her pussy!" The boy rushes up stairs and a few minutes later the father hears his son shout, "Dad, my head is stuck!!!"
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You're a 90's guy if:
You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ]
You remember watching: -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Cow & Chicken
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember: -TGIF -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
when everyhting was settled by: -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
when cops and robbers was a daily activity.
when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.
when we used to obey our parents
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching: -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching: -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
Oh, oh, oh! and JOSTA!!!
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs" :)
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies (yes, we hated them THEN, too).
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When the spice girls were cool.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkman.
When checking out drawing books and that one book about the rainbow fish from the library was THE cool thing to do.
You had slap braclets!
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!

love it! brings back so many memories....

I want healthy hair, what do you all do?
I like to think i take care of my hair for the most part.... I only wash it every other day, then when i do, as soon as i get out of the shower i put a frizz ease thermal protection shine serum, leave-in conditioner, and a john frieda brilliant brunette product in my wet hair. Also, if i know im going to blow dry it i have another thermal protectant spray. I usually dye my hair about once a month and have gone back to my natural color because i plan on not dying it for a long time. I do use my straightener pretty often. maybe 4 days a week. But i keep it on a fairly low setting and never do touch ups. just once in the morning and thats it! I also do no get the regular, recommended trims because i have a low paying job and am putting myself through college and dont want to spend the money. I do trim the ends off myself on occassion but never more than maybe a centimeter. I was reading up on prenatal vitamins and want to know what people know about that as far as hair growth goes. I do know that i could possibly get too much iron that way. I have a bottle of vitamin E oil i considered doing maybe an oil mask every few days? but i wasnt sure if that would even do much?
Please girls, if you love your hair, tell me your secrets! and If you know what i should do differently to make my hair grow faster!

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